I know I should just start my diet now, but while I'm still in the US, it's like I can't think straight. I have to eat every junk food I have had a craving for in the past four months. Today I scarfed down two cheese coneys, a three-way, three pieces of pizza and drank 5 or 6 beers. I keep saying, "I'll start the diet when I get back to Japan." So by that logic, I've got one final day of gorging left in my system.

Wait and see.